Something weird has happened the past few weeks -- while the scale hasn't budged, my clothes are fitting a little looser and I'm 

TURNING

UP

THE 

THERMOSTAT.

No, that's not a metaphor for my metabolism -- I am literally going around the house and making it slightly warmer.

If you know me at all, you know that is FREAKING CRAZY.

I'm a fan of having my living enviroments feel like a meat locker.

But lately I've been feeling colder, and not just in my thyroid-addled feet. Like cold all over. I've also felt muscles bulging in places where before I felt, uh, fluff.

I think my body is shedding its "fat sweater" and I'm totally cool with that.

Like really cool. Somebody toss me a blanket.