Oh, man. You wanna see something scary? I had ordered a Steak 'n' Shake Chili Mac after a hockey game last weekend. In case you were wondering, a Chili Mac has 827 calories. What was I thinking -- a cheeseburger would have been safer.

Anyway, this disgusting oil slick was left on my plate. Apparently, the spaghetti noodles created a drainage filter and the chili grease was left behind, so I probably saved some fat calories that way.

And that is what we called twisted logic.